The Apprentice best bits of the week - thank you BBC for providing us with humour in business.
1)A group of girls getting along under pressure. I don't think so
(maybe if there mouths were zipped shut)
2)Glamour ? Blowing up a beach ball. I don't think so.
(be careful if you have atmosphere)
3)Looking cool with that product on the beach. I don't think so
(it is just a rolled up towel)
4) "I'm not being confrontational". I don't think so.
(why are you shouting then)
5) Small earrings on today. I don't think so
(watch out for a gust if wind)
6) Sand on Brighton beach. I don't think so
(not even in 100 years)
Sir Alan was on the screen this week, missing from Heathrow Airport. He must have very important things to do as he is a millionaire.