Showing posts with label moans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label moans. Show all posts

Monday, 11 April 2011

A - Z Blogging Challenge: I is for Idiots

Today I bring you the behaviours and actions that just makes someone an idiot. Perhaps I have biased views and negative stereotypes of people, but hey, feel free to enjoy these moans in which you can ponder over and reflect on. 

The actions, behaviours and stupidity of an idiot

  1. Walking into a glass door, worse than running into one, at least these people didn't have the chance to make a quick decision to stop. If you walk into one, that is just idiotic. 
  2. Spitting in the street. This shows what an idiot you are, have some self-respect
  3. Swearing more than 3 times in every sentence
  4. People who think the moon is a planet
  5. People who don't know how to mix colours to create new ones
  6. Why can't some people know the alphabet without singing it
  7. People who think Africa is one country
  8. That the President of the United States rules over both South and North America
  9. Crossing the road and making a car stop for you, don't cry to me when your in the hospital
  10. Missing out the letter 'g' on the end of words leaving it as Bangin or Livin, even worse when you use an apostrophe at the end, why not just put in the 'g'
  11. Begging people for cigarettes and lighters in the street, either get your own or quit, and don't look so disappointed when the person you ask doesn't smoke.
  12. Asking kids to go in the shop and buy you alcohol, are you that desperate middle aged homeless man.
  13. Stopping quickly on a busy path
  14. Punching someone repeatedly because its their birthday 
  15. Forgetting your shirt on a hot day, take one with you at least for when you go into a shop or somewhere not outside

Thursday, 13 January 2011

Irritant of the day!

Today I suffered the most unbearable issue which many of you may have already experienced.

I had coursework to hand for tomorrow so I was planning to be organised and early for it, as otherwise you just miss that deadline (dreadline) completely.

I had sent my work to the printing queue and logged in to print it off.

As per usual there was no paper!
This is always a massive problem, and there is no one ever around to replace this resource when you need them. We pay high tuition fees as it is...and these universities up and down the countries cant afford to pay someone to simply just refill the paper tray.

Of course I would happily do it if I knew where this paper was, but I bet it is all locked up in a cupboard 3 floors down in a dingy and depressing stationary room where nothing ever leaves it except the hole puncher.

Today this has just really annoyed the hell out of me.
Thank god the deadline wasn't today or they would have been a mass panic.

PRINTING FAIL!