Irritant of the day!

DAMN CATS

Why is it that some cats are annoying, manipulative and scheming.

As I try to have a calm day, my cat is around my feet all day seeking attention, where I believe she should be sleeping or hunting.

Her constant need for your attention can be some what annoying and it begins to grind on you.

My cat is currently on a diet, so she is anxious a lot, and looking for the next meal.Which unfortunately means she is hungry and angry, making biting my leg look very attractive to her right now. She is beginning to grate on me now and the only way to stop it it to feed her.

Therefore my cat is manipulative and scheming, she annoys with intention to get her next meal, very clever indeed.

The making of a Moaner: Top 10 moan topics of the week

The making of a Moaner: Top 10 moan topics of the week: "1. X factor Machine2. Cat in a Bin3. On the Lose Swans4. Boring Politicians 5. Flash Floods6. Bank Holiday traffic7. BA cabin crew may strik..."

Child superstar! Now adult superstar?

Charice!



Once named as the next biggest superstar by Oprah Winfrey. This young singer from the Philippines has a voice that will blow you away.
Since being launched into the Western limelight by Oprah, she has done nothing but perform immaculate performances wherever she goes. From a young girl she was noticed as extra talented, but she's grown and her voice has matured to be flawless.

Now with a successful music career, she is also going to star in Glee. She will be rivalling Rachel (Lea Michele), and apparently will throw some spanners in the works for the Glee kids (but actually adults) for the season.

I hope Charice goes far.

Check This Link of Charice singing Listen. Big voice, big star.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvXaOCTC6wU

The making of a Moaner: Top 5 moans for a Friday

The making of a Moaner: Top 5 moans for a Friday: "1. Trying to get out of the office quickly, trying not to be stopped to talk mindless chit-chat about what you may or may not do at the week..."

Top 5 moans for a Friday

1.
Trying to get out of the office quickly, trying not to be stopped to talk mindless chit-chat about what you may or may not do at the weekend to a colleague.


2.

Why is the world against you on the Roads, traffic has never seemed so busy than on a Friday.

3.
Trying to get ready to go out, knowing you need to squeeze in a shower and cook and eat all before 7.30.


4.
People calling you and wanting a long chat, which they could do any other time of the week.


5.
You have ate all the good food in the week, and realise you need to do a big shop the next day, but somehow just decide to pop to the local shop to cope for approximately 2days. Then you will have to go to the store.

A quick moan for me and for you!

Who dislikes loud chewers?

Who crumbles at the sound of nails on a chalkboard?

Which of you today has said 'no offence but' today?

How many times today did you pretend you understood what someone was talking about?

Moan of the day: Not as clear as it seems.

I was intent of cleaning the car today, however I did not think of the stress it would cause. I hoovered the inside of the car and tidied out all the junk and old papers, then it was time to clean the windows. 

It was the MOST ANNOYING thing that has happened this week. I had to clean them on the inside and the outside but it was more a case of moving the dirt around. 

The problem is that no matter how much you scrub and it looks clean, when the window dries, it maintains smudges and uneven drying.

IT HURTS MY OCD, and hurts me on the inside to see the smudges.

A randon moan! Cowell vs Cameron - Smiles and Fear.

Are people really more intrested in what Simon Cowell has to say about our nation compared to leader of the government David Cameron.

I believe so.

...and it's scary that we would be more likely to listen to someone that says yes or no for a living on the X factor, compared to someone who details complicated manifestos.

But hey with Simon at least there is always a clear and definant answer to the situation.

Irritant of the day: Server too busy, Moan Moan.

The phrase everyone begins to detest, as it grows on you like an annoying flea pest. How is it in this day and age that the internet can be too busy. With so many internet users online daily for up to 2hours as an average the ISP's should be buying more space in order to cope with the intake.

Watching video's can be the hardest thing to do at peak times, as buffering seems to be the largerst pest of them all. Waiting to get to at least 56% before you can even believe taht you will get to the end, and see your well awaited EPIC FAIL video.

Sunday evenings appear to be one of the busiest times for internet users, as the riff raff all log on waiting out the long dreaded stretch to monday morning.

Get it sorted soon, as customers are already frustrated as the lack of connection speed in which we get. Don't make yourself be the epic fail. Be brilliant, let us search in less than a second!

Moan, Moan. Batteries: How long do they go.

Batteries in remote controls start to fade, yet we continue to persist with a half-hearted active remote that slows and doesn't react in a timely fashion.

Why is this? It's because we are all super lazy, and changing the batteries appears to be in denial with some consumers. When will they last longer? When will we be in control of the control.

Double AA's and Triple AAA's, please be there next time I run out of you and are forced to stick to one control unless I wish to do it manually.

Ramblings of a crazy man I know.

Moan, moan, moan: Ticking off the clock

No, this isn't a depressing comment about the longevity of life.

It's the annoying clock in the corner that continues to tick every second of every hour of a long day.
Absent and silent whilst active or watching TV, but the minute you go to rest or sleep it is all you can hear or think about.

WHY DO YOU TICK? You tick me off.

Although, it appears some people find this relaxing and calming (who are you). Well try being stuck in a room with a Grandfather clock that chimes the time every 15 minutes, and continues to belt out a woodpecker tick every second. Try dealing with that without it getting on your tits

Tony!

Tony Blair! What to think of you, you have me stunned.

I just can't grasp your political position in the grand scheme of your demise.

Iraq? 

Afghanistan?

What really happened? Can you seriously tell the truth on the Television.  

O! That's different, What a bore.

I don't think for a start I have given it much of a chance, but I am not feeling the same connection that I used to.

What happened to the ONE SHOW'S spark.

Jason Manford and Alex Jones are capable of presenting this much loved English treasure, but they don't ooze banter and excitement in the same way Christine and Adrian were in our hearts. They just made the outdated articles some what bearable for anyone under 42 years old.

But hey who am I too judge, I only care what happens to the theme tune... One..One...ONEEEEEE.

Close encounters of the HOPPER kind

Left the window open in my bedroom hoping to air out that guy smell (deodorant mixed with pure sweat, strange mix I know), and what is there, it is a massive grasshopper.

A grasshopper is the last thing I would have expected to see there, let alone a colony of them, well it was 2 them. So it could be considered as a strategic plan against me whilst I sleep, good job I have rumbled them now.

Out the window they have gone! No death from me, just a long drop, I hope they land well.

Rather fed up, YES I AM

When you pop into the local shop to buy some milk or bread, or even a Twix, even though you might only eat half off and put the rest in the fridge for an after dinner snack, and the shopkeeper is unresponsive.

The unresponsive shopkeeper who is on the phone whilst they serve you at the till, not acknowledging a 'Hello' of friendly sorts, but a mindless nod. Chatting away on the phone and only sometimes mustering the strength to actually say how much you owe them.

It is know wonder our local shops our disappearing and Tesco is growing, when the local services are providing a minute caring approach, I will take the drones at Tesco's who ask you how your day is!

You know who you are!

Get on the Tube of You! (Youtube)

It you get a chance this week, get on Youtube or 4od and watch Inside Incredible Athletes
The determination and strength of these disabled athletes is inspirational to those of us Lazy sods, who moan when we think of doing a mild form of exercise.
In this program they follow:

A blind footballer, a swimmer, a dressage rider, Wheelchair basket-ballers, Runners on blades.

The back drop to this special sees incredible scenes of incredible athletes displaying their sport with the backdrop of London, from running over cars, to basketball of a hovercraft.

Help support our Athletes in 2012 Paralympic games

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/inside-incredible-athletes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsBo1RuMHCY&has_verified=1

Irritant to my life - You cant cheat the work!

No it's not the rising price of fuel!

I tried using an aid to help me paint fences today, it was a spray system that involved pumps and air pressure and a long dangling tube, which was mostly unattractive and gangly.
It did not help the process of painting the fence, and therefore hindered it and prolonged the already mundane experience. Blocked tubes, low pressure, paint on the rockery. It did not go well. The cleaning process took far too long and a simple answer to a simple problem was proofed stressful and far worse off that the original hard grinding work.


You cant cheat the work!

Positive moment of the day!

Go to the Cinema!

Scott Pilgrim vs the World - It deserves a watch from you, the ideal audience is young and quirky and probably enjoyed Kick Ass. However older viewers may me left wanting a more classic Clint Eastwood film, as it maintains an arcade atmosphere throughout.

Moan of the day!

Cutting a layer of grass on the lawn, and realising you cant finish it and get a tighter cut because it's wet and your garden is in the shade.

Cold calling!

It has got to the point in my life where I no longer can maintain my composure when someone rings me on my mobile to offer me a service/Attack of money grabbers. 

Moan 1: Mobile Networks - Who insist on asking about your current contract and whether you will change to them, well not really I am in a contract that will last 2 years...GOODBYE. Well should they not be able to tell what network you are on, is modern technology still that dumb. Eh? Really?

Moan 2: Kitchen Salesman/Women - Can I tell you about our new ranges of kitchens? Well considering you rang me on my mobile I don't think so. The perfect annoyance, especially when you consider I don'y own my own property so therefore have no power over the kitchen. I DON'T HAVE A KITCHEN. How about you go off and do some of your own research mate, and then not call me.

Who am I speaking too? Where am I speaking to? 

Leave us alone companies, you advertise so that we will come to you when we need you!