The Apprentice: Best quotes this Week: Week 12, The Final

Chris Bates                                                                                                                           Stella English

It is the BBC1s The Apprentice Final 2010 (Week 12), I have some great quotes and funny one liners for you, and the announcement of the the winner.

This week the finalists Chris and Stella were set by Lord Alan Sugar to create a brand new premium alcoholic drink.


Chris
'I know my wins and loss ratio aren't good...but I realise this is the one to win'

Stella
'If I weren't to succeed, it would break me'


Liz
'what about gooseberry...I have only had it in a pie'

Alex
Things that are British
'Bulldog, crumpets, god save the Queen'

Joanna
'Your happy when your blue...'
'Is blue gay?'

Shibby
'pink is the new blue'

Jamie
'camera on her lips...hearing her swallow'  ---- QUOTE OF THE WEEK


Chris
'almost semi dance walking up to the bar'



Note...that Paloma was picked last, and Stuart Baggs wasn't invited back for the final


But who has Lord Sugar believe in ...








Who has been hired

its....

Stella


Stella English...a very worthy winner...she has worked hard throughout the whole process, and she will go far.

Do you believe Stella should have won? Comment me and let me know.


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The Apprentice: best quotes this week: Week 11

Lord Alan Sugar's BBC1s the Apprentice 
This week it was the inevitable return of the interview stage, which always brings about fear and nerves in the candidates, and this week was no different. The harsh grilling of them one to one individually has been great in breaking the strong from the weak.

Also we have the return of Margaret. HALLELUJAH! The eye rolling is back.
- She wasn't taking any prisoners, she wasn't happy to be addressed by her first name by Stuart.


Jamie Lester
He told the lie that he had a third nipple
- He became a bit of a bumbling mess
'I really thought I was in the final'


Stella English
'I grew up on the biggest Counsel estate in Europe' - sob story plea, not the X factor love
your just a good P.A.- 'I find that incredibly insulting'
'I need to get to that final and win..then the real work starts'
- she is the admin Queen
Karen - 'She is ambitious'


Stuart Baggs
'you've got to show you've got the balls...and the minerals to do it'
'there is something in me...something raw'
'we were all young once, we all do silly things don't we'
'a silicon chip, which lets you track chips' - QUOTES OF THE WEEK
'if you lost your pet, you will never lose it again'
was told - 'your not even a fish'
'was really friendly..but can completely kill you'


Joanna Riley
'they have definitely underestimated me'
'are you really going to wear that?'
Buckled under the pressure, didn't know what Lord Alan Sugar did and owned.
Almost crying after being with Claude
'I am a decent person who wants to do well'
'I don't want to be Joanna a cleaner'


Chris Bates
Was told he looks like a quitter
Describes an outfit as 'new labour'
He doesn't mind bragging about his achievements, he however quit a law degree
'I didn't flunk out, I changed my course'
'You get a bit of a verbal bashing'


Interviewers
'Do it the hard way, or I can rip you to shreds'
To Stuart - 'your actually not very nice are you?'
Chris bates 'your a gifted talent'
'I'm Stuart Baggs the brand..what the hell is that'
Stuart - is maverick




To Stuart - 'your full of Shit' and 'I feel further sick'





But who left the process........Who was fired...?


STUART BAGGS - fired for lying, and bragging and bullshitting


JOANNA RILEY - fired, to grow and develop her company


JAMIE LESTER - fired for coming to the end of the road






The Final


Stella and Chris


Who do you think will win The Apprentice?
- they will be creating a new Alcoholic drink

The Apprentice: Best quotes Week 10...Shocking departure plus a return

This week on the BBC1's The Apprentice has been a shocking and odd week. The task itself although one on the hardest (selling bus tours of London's) yet boring challenge..but the boardroom was to shock.


Liz
Wasn't sure on this weeks task.
'Bus Station? No idea what it will be'

Jamie 
When discussing Joanna he said
'she is chewing my ear off'
'Jo is a rock-wilder'

Quote of the Week: Is from Jamie
'The River Thames, the second largest river in London'
He may have got that one a little bit wrong there.




Stella
'I can be fun and silly'
'I am not cold and wooden'

Stuart
'like walking into knives...don't know how badly you'll get cut'
'juicy money bags, want to dip my hands into their pockets'
'I have a field of ponies'



Joanna
'They've got my customers' Running over in a panic

Lord Alan Sugar
When talking about Stuart
'a flies got enthusiasm...doesn't stop it hitting the window'
'you will cringe at this moment' - talking about Stuart's save me rant.
'you believed in the tooth fairy until a few years ago'




Ultimately the shock of the programme was the firing of candidate Liz..who was tipped for the top!
Not just me but many will believe Stuart was pipped to go..however he thought for his position.
YOUR FIRED

NEWS ALERT
Margaret will be back next week for the interviews...and we are very excited here to hear of her great return...let the eye rolling continue. 

Who will eventually win the apprentice??

I would love to hear what you guys think of the remaining candidates..and who you believe will win.

Throughout this series there has been a mixed amount of talent, from the obvious sellers to the sneaky brain boxes. Although you may think it is hard to consider a winner at this very point..they all appear strong candidates who may have the potential to go far.

Stuart Baggs -  Our favourite German Speaking Englishman

Young and foolish at times, but when it matters he can use business skills with little experience showing his raw potential at this stage of his life. He has become one of the series best characters with energetic outbursts, funny quotes and bizarre but funny behaviour. Will Sir Alan like the rough diamond...or is he wanting stability??

Joanna Riley - Our biggest shock

For me she is the person who I thought would leave fairly quick in the process...however she has been improving each week. She may not present herself as the front runner..but I bet she would happily push her way up there. She says fantastic people skills..and she never appears to be mean to clients and others.. I think she may be the one to watch.

Chris Bates - Forbes magazine...

The posh boy has good business sense and a good knack for slagging...but it works.. He has made this far...I don't believe he will be standing in Lord Sugars company at the end..but he won't go down easily without a fight and his trademark frown.

Jamie Lester - Up and down performer

He has the gift of the gab... and could charm his way to victory...but does he have a good business skill set beside selling..is he a number cruncher...is he creative enough to win. It is a surprise he made it this far..but he keeps picking himself back up..and Lord Alan Sugar admires that quality. 

 Stella English....................Front runner

Determined to not be cold and wooden, this woman appears to have nothing to hide...great at sales, maths and creativity she has been nothing other than strong and focused throughout the process...but us she the rough diamond Sir Alan is really looking for?

The Best Apprentice Quotes: Week 7. West Field's

This week on the BBC's Apprentice Sir/Lord Alan Sugar set the contestants the task of creating the Big screen entertainment of green screen motion films to sell an a fun DVD to the willing (I'm on TV so yeah) public at West Field's Shopping Centre in London.


We have watched another week of this entertained filled show and the quotes are still coming thick and fast.


Sandeesh
When hearing of there early morning visit to Pinewood Studios she said...
'I'm sure its some department store'
And when they approached it she responded with...
'It must be a famous studio or something'
I know we all have our moments. but this really took the piss, how did she not know this world famous studio, and more importantly, why would she think it was a department store...Was she thinking of Pineapple the dancing shop...?




Chris 'Army'
Said to Jamie on the task that
'you look like a milk tray man'
Why..I didn't see it myself, it just sounded odd







Stuart Baggs
'I don't sit anywhere...but the top'
It must be hard for him to find chairs in everyday life, constantly going to the highest point to find them..not sure he will make it to heaven to look down on us from his chair.


'If my hearts not racing, there's no point being alive'
So we can dream of that


'Where's the spooooon...where's the spoooon' 
When talking about the girls need to be spoon fed information. The tone used by Stuart was fantastic..drawn out and in a funny voice


'I hate ass covering'
Enough said on this one..







Champaign taster assistant
On the task prize the woman said
'it's spitting, sniffing...all the things your mother taught you not to do'






Sir Alan Sugar   -  Lord Sugar
In the board room Sir Alan asked about the information in Stuart's head and what would happen to them if..
' you got run over by the number 6 bus, where does that leave me?









The apprentice quoter of the week once again goes to our favourite NICK who produced some fantastic remarks about Stuart Baggs

NICK
'Stuart's leadership style leaves me trembling with irritation'


'Who does he think he is?'

However ultimately it was the lovely Sandeesh who left the competition, for being up against strong contenders in the board room.

Apprentice Week 6: Best quotes.

This week Lord Sugar set the task of an advertising/marketing cleaning product for the kitchen.. 
I have some great quotes for you this week.


STUART BAGGS
- Was criticised by Lord Sugar for looking odd when he came into the house, he had long socks and shorts on.



JOANNA
- After Sir Alan woke them all up.. Joanna siad..
- 'I can't believe I have just met Lord Sugar with my Pyjamas on'
 


Project manager CHRISTOPHER (ex-services)
- 'I take a killer instinct'
- Well we won the task so maybe he did use his instincts
- he also said that 'Sex sells everything' and we wasn't far wrong as his trophy wife worked the advert.



CHRIS 'Posh' BATES
- Came up with the idea of 'Germ-o-nator' I felt it wasn't just referring to germs but also the extinction of German's I am surprised no one said this.



LIZ
- When filming their advert.. Liz said to the model..'pretend it is Brad Pitt you were sat next to..not Chris'
- I hope Liz keeps these coming she is a strong candidate 


ALEX
- Had some great quotes this week, and he wins the best apprentice quoter of the week
- 'The blitz was like a bombing thing'
- 'Most the people who were alive then are dead now'
That is some serious quoting with no understanding of how it may come across the TV.


SIR ALAN/LORD SUGAR
- In the boardroom..when talking about Alex's advert
'mmm..remind me of one of your friends midnight DVD's Nick'
-Thank you very much for this quote Sir Alan..it is one of your best.


This weeks best award goes to NICK for superb quoting and eye rolling


- 'send her daughter to bed..so she can perhaps as an Octopus grope her Husband'
When he was talking about Christopher's advert and acting with the model.
in the boardroom
- 'as soon as she mentioned Octopus you were on it like a tramp on chips'
A fantastic Simile Nick

But Ultimately it was Alex who got the chop this week and was fired with some dignity and manners.

Did you have any favourite quotes from this week?...Let me know..